If I Had Been a Girl - Angela's Gender-Switch Challenge

[Robert Crisman]

If I was a girl I'd have been one of those bad-ass, crazy-ass bitches. My brother would have taught me to box and I'd have beaten boys up when they looked up my dress or talked nasty to me or my girlfriends.

In sixth grade I'd find me a boy and make him get hard, maybe love him awhile if he pleased me. I'd love Marvin and Smokey the best of all singers, and dream late at night, and sometimes in daytime, that they'd take me cruising a million light years from my town. I'd dress for the dance to make the boys hot, but most of all so the girls would know what my game was and then either love me or stand back in awe.

I'd carry knives, later guns, for the freaks in this world...

[Joey Delgado]

Haha. You would have been a bad-ass chick. I imagine you in a leather jacket with a switchblade in the pocket. 

[Angela]

Okay, so you weren't Toula.  You were Melanie. :)

[Robert Crisman]

@Angela: I'd have gotten you into bed.

[Angela]

I think you were my friend Toula who tried to get me in bed with her, but I was too stupid to understand what she was talking about.   She had some kickass weed.