What can YOU say in six sentences?
“He was 50 years old when I met him in 1991 on a visit to Saudi Arabia where I was a translator, and our affair lasted until the day he shot Harry Whittington in the face and heart while quail hunting.
I broke it off because the one thing I can’t abide is a man who can’t handle his firearms.
We never discussed politics or foreign policy, although he loved jokes about President Clinton's penis, and he called President Dubya Bush 'Mr. Poopy Potato-Head.' Mostly, we played dress-up (nurse and baby, school mistress and naughty boy) or slap-and-tickle in lavish hotel rooms and foreign palaces.
Some things you might not know about Dick are, he is afraid of the number eight, hates any foods or beverages that are pink and cringes from the feel of plastic seat covers.
When I phoned him to say it was over, he cried a little bit, but the sheriffs were at the ranch to investigate the shooting and I suspect he used his tears to his advantage when he was questioned.”