I Laughed Like Jack Benny At George Burns's Jokes When I Read What Ann Romney Said

[Robert Crisman]

Mitt Romney now says that he won't reveal his tax return info because he tithes to the Mormons, and the church wants to keep the amounts people give them a secret.

The Dems have been hammering his ass on this issue since Truman took office, and only now does he pull this shit out of his hat--like we're dumb enough to believe him or something?

Is this guy a dopefiend or what?

Remember when Clinton said blowjobs aren't sex?

One other ludicrous note: Ann Romney joined Mitt at the podium there to let people know that she loves to tithe, that it's a really emotional thing, and that when she does it--the cluck really said this!--"I actually cry."

That check has claw marks along with those tear stains, I bet...

[Judy Thompson]

I'll bet she weeps, and it ain't from the Joy of  Tithing.  If I had to give away the kind of money they do on a regular basis (Otherwise known as Pay to Pray), I'd weep too. 

This is funny,  and one of those pieces that are too close to the bone--you gotta laugh, because the reality is too scary to  contemplate.  Oh wait.  I said that about George too...

[Gita]

I so love it when you call someone a cluck.

[Robert Crisman]

@Toby: I do believe it's flown. That sound you just heard from across the wide ocean are Chinese rolling on the floor.

[Toby Tucker Hecht]

This is such a worldwide embarrassment.  What happened to the dignity of our country?

[Mike Handley]

Yep.

[Robert Crisman]

@Bill: All drug kingpins own banks in the Caymans. Except for Wayne Newton. He buries his ill-gotten gains in his mother's back yard.

@Other: Mr. Natural's three favorite words in the English language are "I told you!"

[Jadie Jones]

I'm with Jared, the last sentence made me laugh the hardest. I don't know what's funnier, the six or the comments. Thoroughly enjoyed (and whole heartedly agreed)

[Other]

I've heard that Mormons have more cash than nations and can move more liquid capital than the Catholic Church which isn't going to auction off the Sistine Chapel or et cetera any time soon.  What's it all mean?  What would Mr Natural say?

[Jared Handley]

I cracked up. I mean you really got me going with that last sentence. I'll throw in on that bet.