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Hollywood Bullshit
She's hitchhiking and, for some stupid reason, I decide to pick her up.
"Thanks," she says, "I can pay or do whatever you want me to do for the ride."
"Not necessary," I say, even though I think she's pretty cute and wouldn't mind a blow job.
Ten miles on, she pulls a gun from her bag and aims it at my head.
"Pull over and give me all of your cash and your fucking car or I blow your fucking brains out," she says.
We're doing fifty-five miles an hour, I press the accelerator and get it up to sixty-five in 2 seconds and turn to her and say, "Girl, you've watched way too many movies; don't you know that if you shoot me at the speed we're doing, you're as dead as I am?"
"Thanks," she says, "I can pay or do whatever you want me to do for the ride."
"Not necessary," I say, even though I think she's pretty cute and wouldn't mind a blow job.
Ten miles on, she pulls a gun from her bag and aims it at my head.
"Pull over and give me all of your cash and your fucking car or I blow your fucking brains out," she says.
We're doing fifty-five miles an hour, I press the accelerator and get it up to sixty-five in 2 seconds and turn to her and say, "Girl, you've watched way too many movies; don't you know that if you shoot me at the speed we're doing, you're as dead as I am?"
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Comment by KAWFEEEE! on November 7, 2009 at 12:06pm -
did I mention i liked the title? And if "decide your own ending" ever comes back into vogue, you got a winner.
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Comment by Paul D Brazill on November 7, 2009 at 10:38am -
Cars N Guns N Girls. Toxic combination.
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Comment by Christopher Grant on November 7, 2009 at 8:59am -
KAWFEEEE!, suppose she misses and hits muscle instead of bone. What if the muscle goes limp and the narrator's foot becomes lead on the accelerator and he's bleeding out, everything is starting to swirl and pinwheel and go black? What happens then?
This is why I left the story without a true ending.
You see her shooting the narrator in the kneecap and getting everything she wanted in the first place.
Someone else is going to see it different.
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Comment by KAWFEEEE! on November 6, 2009 at 8:02pm
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Rob, you know how it is, always has been, you can never find a cop when you need one.
Ian, the bitch has a gun to my head, I sure as hell don't wanna put my dick in her mouth, too. (ROTFLMFAO)
Chris, you've watched way too many movies. First she shoots you in the knee cap, which solves the foot on the gas peddle problem, then takes whatever you got, shoves your ass out on the pavement, and NO you don't get a blow job.
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Comment by Ian Rochford on November 6, 2009 at 4:16pm -
Now, about that blow job...
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Comment by Bob Clay on November 6, 2009 at 3:24pm -
The old Mexican standoff. The one time ya want to see a blue light behind you with an eager speeding ticket book, and where are they ?
:-)
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Comment by Michael Solender on November 6, 2009 at 2:31pm -
Better hope his petrol holds out..fast one Chris. Very fast!
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