he stopped by her desk.

[Ty Bluesmith]

He said Hi Sharon how's it going today? Sharon kind of froze. After a few seconds she said I'm all right Rodney how are you. Rodney said I'm doin fine listen I wanted to take a chance and ask if you'd be interested in maybe getting together with me this weekend. After like a one second pause Sharon cleared her throat [ahem] and told him sorry but she already had plans. Rodney was embarrassed because he thought everyone in the office overheard and as he walked slowly back to his cube he thought about shooting everyone in his department with his hunting rifle.

[Olive Rosehips]

too bad he didn't tell her about his hunting rifle. No, maybe that wouldn't have helped, either. Oh, well. It was fun to read.

[Ty Bluesmith]

Don't laugh, Daniel. Dude feels bad enough:)

Thanks, Scarlett. I will tell him what you said.

[Scarlett Rose]

aww poor darling :(

[Daniel]

lol.

[Ty Bluesmith]

I umm. Yeah. I umm. I'm not Rodney I swear:)

[Nurry]

Amazing how rejected one feels! I can now visualize how Rodney's life must have been? Well written..preceptive.

[Ty Bluesmith]

Effin Hoor. That's how Rocko talks yo.

[Lorianne]

the problem is his name was Rodney.
see, if his name had been Rocko, then as he walked back to his cubicle he would have muttered dyke! and started planning who he would ask out next.

[Ty Bluesmith]

I think we did. Sticks and stones and stuff:)

[Jay Holmes]

I'm lucky in that out of the several thousand people where I work, 99% of those are male so there are no distractions. We can tell dirty jokes out in the open. We can hang centerfolds on our lockers. There are no Sharon's.

As men we do everything backwards, he probably should have just started off with the hunting rifle.

-Jay