Happy New Year

[Rachel Green]

At one second past midnight, on January the first, 2009, the world ended. It ended not with a bang, but with the hiss of escaping air as the ozone layer finally expired. The first of the celebratory rockets, released three seconds prematurely, had knocked out the last hastily applied piece of sticky-backed plastic that Abdiel had spent seven hours up a 1500 foot ladder plastering on. The humans died instantly, along with all the mammals and birds. Amphibians and fish, and the myriad of other underwater life, survived long enough to benefit from Lucifer’s emergency patching agency and lived to evolve into new lifeforms, though it was four hundred billion hears until they were intelligent enough to provide housing for souls. And then they partied.

[Rachel Green]

Thank you :)

[Chris Campbell]

Great!

[Rachel Green]

heh! Thank you :)

[Robert McEvily]

"And then they partied." LOVE IT.

[Rachel Green]

Ha! No, That was the last time around... we're the second generation...

Thank you for reading :)

[Harry]

I guess we better live it up while we can. Great kicker Rachel! Happy New....second?

[Ian Rochford]

So... this is the afterlife? It's not like I imagined...