What can YOU say in six sentences?
She's handy to have around.
She heard him tell Dirk one night after about the fourth beer that a guy ought not get with a girl that's too hot because then he's always got to worry.
It's better if she just pretty enough, the kind that's grateful to have a guy at all.
Plus, she's handy to have around, remembers to put more beer out of the box and into the fridge, remembers to get steaks or burger out so it will thaw, is always willing to run down and flip the pump off when you're ready to just lay on the couch after a day... a hard day, you know... can be counted on to put on shorts and a tank top when its hot outside so you can see a little flash of skin, the kind a guy needs, and at the end of the month she's good at having an extra $20, not always broke like the guys.
And it's nice to just have someone in your bed at night, someone who's willing and there, that you don't have to fuss over or call or take out to dinner and hope, a sure thing.
Someone who's handy.
(Yes, I know it is lie and not lay, but give me license for voice.)