God Gets Up In Years

[Robert Crisman]

God got robbed by two up-and-comers outside Barb's Boom Boom Room last Tuesday night, and he's still having trouble believing it happened.

"Time was," he fumed, "I'da turned those two mopes into crawlies, I swear, the last living pair of some species about to go bye-bye, the same gender too, an' then watch who tried what when the other ain't lookin'."

"Age catches up with all of us, man," I said, "and you've been around since since forever punched in, and--"

I'm older'n Africa, man, an' so what! I taught Clint Eastwood his moves, for Chrissake, an'--"

"Yeah, man, and now he's talking to guys who aren't there, like a wino who just went 10 rounds with a sidewalk, and you keep thinking you're all that and popcorn, and you'll be the speaker the next time the Repos jump in with their clown show."

[Angela]

Haven't been to the Boom Boom in a while.  God needs to give us a reality check from time to time.

[Robert Crisman]

@Gita: These days God will do anything that will get him a free meal.

[Gita]

God doesn't do conventions, much as the Trekkies would like him to.

[Ron. Lavalette]

All that and popcorn

Priceless, like same gender crawlies.