What can YOU say in six sentences?
God got robbed by two up-and-comers outside Barb's Boom Boom Room last Tuesday night, and he's still having trouble believing it happened.
"Time was," he fumed, "I'da turned those two mopes into crawlies, I swear, the last living pair of some species about to go bye-bye, the same gender too, an' then watch who tried what when the other ain't lookin'."
"Age catches up with all of us, man," I said, "and you've been around since since forever punched in, and--"
I'm older'n Africa, man, an' so what! I taught Clint Eastwood his moves, for Chrissake, an'--"
"Yeah, man, and now he's talking to guys who aren't there, like a wino who just went 10 rounds with a sidewalk, and you keep thinking you're all that and popcorn, and you'll be the speaker the next time the Repos jump in with their clown show."