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Getting in Shape with the Ancient Greeks
Like the ancient Greek athletes, I am exercising, today, in the nude.
“Don’t worry, I assure my wife, "the ancient Greeks exercised in the nude. More than 2500 years ago they prepared for the Olympic Games while nude.”
She looks askance at me, as If I have lost more than my clothes.
I’m stretched out on the floor, exhaling wildly, exhausted after 30 seconds of push-ups, my chest heaving, my frame, bone-weary and panting.
“Honey,” she stabs at me, “you look just like an ancient Greek, too… about 2400 years old.”
“Don’t worry, I assure my wife, "the ancient Greeks exercised in the nude. More than 2500 years ago they prepared for the Olympic Games while nude.”
She looks askance at me, as If I have lost more than my clothes.
I’m stretched out on the floor, exhaling wildly, exhausted after 30 seconds of push-ups, my chest heaving, my frame, bone-weary and panting.
“Honey,” she stabs at me, “you look just like an ancient Greek, too… about 2400 years old.”
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Comment by Paul Macauley on November 12, 2009 at 4:51pm - Ha! I wondered where you were going at the beginning of that! Good finish!
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Comment by Dude A Bydes on November 11, 2009 at 9:25pm - OOOOOH! B.R. I gotta' wife like that too. The other night I asked my wife if she wanted to do it "doggy style?" She told me, "Sure, you can roll over and I'll play dead." -Dude
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Comment by Ian Rochford on November 10, 2009 at 5:05pm - Heh heh, just as well you're starkers. Clothes are heavy.
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Comment by Brad Rose on November 10, 2009 at 4:59pm - Thanks Alytha
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Comment by Alytha T. Minns on November 10, 2009 at 4:11pm - Fantastic punch line.
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