What can YOU say in six sentences?
God rolled into the time-scarred little diner and a steaming cup of burnt coffee was slid before Him, the server nodding to His appreciative smile. Just as the door opened, the waitress caterwauled, "YOU TURN AROUND THIS INSTANT and take your soul-stealing rear end back to Hell!" With a genteel wave, God motioned Diablo to the stool next to Him and shot an approvIng wInk toward the waItress ."Hey Big Daddy G, you changing' the rules here or what cuz I coulda sworn that your fans say that Evil can''t exist in your presence!?" "All-knowing and powerful Me stripped your powers away--except for your power to recognize Me--before you hit that door so Glenda Mae, here, could grab her coat and go to Heaven with me." God commanded Glenda Mae to tell Diablo to go straight to Hell after which two things happened: Glenda-Mae grinned at God and blurted out, "NO SHIT?? Wait, that don't count, do it Lord?," and the second thing that happened was that one of Diablo's damned mortals emptied the cash register not five minutes after the room had cleared with the cook still fainted dead away on the grimy floor.