What can YOU say in six sentences?
I'm too exhausted to even imagine stepping into Burke Street Pub for a pint which is probably best since it's St. Patrick's Day and I forgot to wear green. Driving through the 'Dirty Old Town' with The Pogues I notice a rainbow in the distance. Following the trail, swerving between cars in my frantic chase, I inch closer to my prize.
I should have known damned Leprechauns wouldn't give it up so easily. Liquid gold in the horizon driving down the main road at 42 miles an hour. When my car begins to sputter I realize I must give up the chase, until next year.