What can YOU say in six sentences?
I did it! I defied the laws of physics. I have managed to stay at the same weight as I was six weeks ago despite exercising almost everyday and eating healthier meals. If I were an eighteenth century scientist I'd be beside myself, knowing there was much fame and fortune to be had from the discovery of a human that must have his own fluctuating gravitational pull that continually adjusts, allowing him to weigh the same , irrelevant of his food intake or exercise regimen. Since I am not an eighteenth century scientist, I am horrified and angry. I hate scales.