Fluctuating Gravity

[Michael A. Dimesa]

  I did it! I defied the laws of physics. I have managed to stay at the same weight as I was six weeks ago despite exercising almost everyday and eating healthier meals. If I were an eighteenth century scientist I'd be beside myself, knowing there was much fame and fortune to be had from the discovery of a human that must have his own fluctuating gravitational pull that continually adjusts, allowing him to weigh the same , irrelevant of his food intake or exercise regimen. Since I am not an eighteenth century scientist, I am horrified and angry. I hate scales.

[Angela]

Let us all join in a moment of inertia, or entropy - I'm not sure which.  Good six, and easy to relate.

[bolton carley]

oh, there's not a female in the place who doesn't understand what you are saying!  but as they always tell me, you are probably gaining muscle which weighs more than fat.  you're always supposed to measure inches off instead of pounds gone.  but i love the humanity of this!

[Robert Morschel]

I would suggest throwing yourself and a nice cheesburger off the leaning tower of Pisa to verify this. :)