What can YOU say in six sentences?
They say to stay away from Wiji's house because when nobody is watching she flies on a broom but what the heck, I think that’s pretty cool, to sit on a sweeper and buzz into the moonlit sky. In fact, I’ll take a walk over there right now and maybe I’ll capture her attention.
I’ll go there and peek into that window, the one with no curtains and gaze at the dark wood and that shining black Singer sewing machine and just maybe she’ll notice me and I’ll tell her how good her Jello is and maybe she’ll take me for a ride. I want to sit in front so I can see everything and she can hold on to me.
And we’ll fly over Cornwall where the rich people live and pee on them. They say witch pee is good for you.