First Flight: Stefano’s Diary, 1965

[Stephen Torelli]

They say to stay away from Wiji's house because when nobody is watching she flies on a broom but what the heck, I think that’s pretty cool, to sit on a sweeper and buzz into the moonlit sky. In fact, I’ll take a walk over there right now and maybe I’ll capture her attention.

I’ll go there and peek into that window, the one with no curtains and gaze at the dark wood and that shining black Singer sewing machine and just maybe she’ll notice me and I’ll tell her how good her Jello is and maybe she’ll take me for a ride. I want to sit in front so I can see everything and she can hold on to me.

And we’ll fly over Cornwall where the rich people live and pee on them. They say witch pee is good for you.

 

[Jeanette Cheezum]

I've never had the luck of witch pee. When I go back to the UK I must have some to bring home and spread around.

Fun 6

[Stephen Torelli]

Flying witches are cool, just ask Stefano and by the way, I have a place in Cornwall. Thanks for the feedback.

[Kristine_ES]

YES! the last sentence.  and is this the Cornwall that I think it is?  Because if it is... I know some of those people don't deserve to be so blessed by flying witches, that's for sure. 

[Jamie Hogan]

Line six is pitch perfect. Just exactly the kind of crap you make up when you're a kid because it sounds right or cool or whatever. 

[Teresa]

Witch pee?  I find myself wondering what it smells like.  Not good, I'd guess.  Yuck.  Those below will be wondering where the smell came from.  Love your imagination.

[Stephen Torelli]

Justine, we never clearly defined the benefits of witch pee but as a kid good was good enough.

[Gita]

Peeing from above or peeing over the side of a craft (any craft) is a uniquely boy thing.  This is so funny and, as Justine said, unafraid.

[Justine Dunn]

Wonderful, so curious and unafraid.  What is witch-pee good for, and where can I get some?

[Ali Znaidi]

Excellent piece.

[Diana E. Backhouse]

So, Stefano was a budding Harry Potter!