Quips about obvious letters aside, the alphabet seems an odd fetish.

We rejected your manuscript because some of the associations are downright scatological. Eeeeee and no thanks! Reading this made us want to take a shower - not collectively, but individually, in Listerine. The only advice we can proffer is self-publication (and one hopes you don't interpret that as an auto-erotic activity).

Your future awaits and we won't be there; best wishes for your book, yours sincerely...

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Comment by Robert Morschel on June 18, 2012 at 3:45pm

Self-publication as an auto-erotic activity.  I wonder how far that is from the truth.

Splendidly writ, as always.

Comment by Bill Floyd on June 18, 2012 at 10:14am

If only.

Comment by Paul de Denus on June 18, 2012 at 9:25am

Your future awaits and we will be there- fine one Simon

Comment by Teresa on June 18, 2012 at 8:12am

You won.  Hands down.  Faved.

Comment by Mike Handley on June 18, 2012 at 12:05am

Listerine showers ... That's going to stay with me for a very long time. Bravo, sir.

Comment by Judy Thompson on June 17, 2012 at 5:37pm

Perfect, just perfect. 

Comment by Deborah Jovan Reed on June 17, 2012 at 4:19pm

yay!!! go boss man!

Comment by Angela on June 17, 2012 at 2:36pm

Oh, hoho.  Clever man.

Comment by Gita on June 17, 2012 at 2:23pm

HAAAAhahahahaha!

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