What can YOU say in six sentences?
Quips about obvious letters aside, the alphabet seems an odd fetish.
We rejected your manuscript because some of the associations are downright scatological. Eeeeee and no thanks! Reading this made us want to take a shower - not collectively, but individually, in Listerine. The only advice we can proffer is self-publication (and one hopes you don't interpret that as an auto-erotic activity).
Your future awaits and we won't be there; best wishes for your book, yours sincerely...