Feminine Hijinks (Angela's Gender Swap Challenge)

[Joey Delgado]

Abracadabra alacazam aaaannnd POOF----I’m a woman.

What on earth shall I do while I’m trapped in this smokin’ body----move your skinny trouble making ass over, Helen of Troy, there’s a new sexy beast in town.

To do list:

1. Throw a dirty martini in the face of a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch, doesn’t matter which one, ladies, just point me in the right direction and I’ll let it fly, maybe some of it will hit the twenty year old he’s on a date with, put some goosebumps on those fake ass tits. 
2. Attend a glamorous Hollywood party, pick a fight with the drunkest mess in a pair of wobbly stilettos, take off my earrings, hand them to my best friend, and pounce, slap that girl’s belligerent ass in the pool---hell, maybe I’ll go in too, because this dress will look damn good soaking wet, contouring to my fabulous curves.
3. Have a man light my cigarette, a man with salt and pepper hair around his temples, a man with Clark Gable’s grin, a man with whom I’ll never break eye contact as the flame lights the tip and my cherry starts to burn. 
4. Go to said man’s luxury suite, fix him a drink, something brown, watch him pour it down his throat as I slowly unzip my dress in the back, pull it down off my shoulders, past my hips, and then.......oh no............POOF----aww shit, I have a dick again. 

[Diana E. Backhouse]

It looks as if I have been missing some fun whilst off-line. At least I've not missed out completely with playing catch-up with you, Joey.

[Deborah Jovan Reed]

I wanted to let you know I shared this on my facebook. I read it to most of my coworkers when it was first written and thought this morning, well hell, let the world read it (the 70 on my facebook - 63 excluding those already on 6s).  If you mind, let me know and I'll take it out.

[Joey Delgado]

@Michael: I agree. This was just a bit of fun. But I much prefer being on the outside looking in. Love the comment.

[Michael Brown]

Sounds as if as a female you would be so concerned using your wiles and charm that you might not be so interesting as the guy you are--using and expressing so well your powers of observation. Everything might turn from that, that, and that to me, me, me, and then while the men ogled your curves and beauty they would probably steer clear. Funny, and clever as always, but definitely just a try on to be returned to the rack.

[Teresa]

You are a rascal.  Male or female.  I'm still having trouble conjuring male energy to write an other sex six.  Must think like a penis-penis-penis-penis...

It's not working.

[Joey Delgado]

@Deborah: Ha! Thank you.

@Angela: I was trying to channel Joan Collins in all objectives, but then the spell wore off.

@Robert: Oh my dear sweet Robert, of course he would stick around. It's me. I'm very persuasive.

@Adrian: Definitely. Or an awful girl's worst nightmare.

@Gita: How funny, I was trying to incorporate into the story trying to get jewelry, but I couldn't seem to make it fit. 

@Bill: I know! What's going on? My work is bringing the pun-meister out in you. I'm enjoying them, though.

[Bill Floyd]

Downright zany.  Your range is broad (dammit, can't seem to quit doing that...). 

[Gita]

How very Crying Game!   But darling,  if you're going to look like a gorgeous woman, you must THINK like a gorgeous woman. Wrap him around your finger and don't let go till he buys you jewelry!

[Adrian George Nicolae]

So you might be a girl's bff and a man's worst friend.

[Robert Crisman]

You never know. He might stick around.