What can YOU say in six sentences?
Well the first might be that I drink too much wine and then try and write sense.
Others include that I don’t listen well enough – and interrupt people who ARE on my wavelength out of grateful relief, and I lack conversation (I’m fine if spoken to but cannot think of what to say to start ...) Can’t ask questions – or even think of them until a couple of days later. Result is I am can appear boring and self-centred which, allied to my HUGE inability to understand social interaction makes me a bit of a P.I.B.
Wear jeans far too tight so bulge muffin-like above them, which I DO notice but choose to ignore whereas I mostly fail to notice muddle or mess or dirt. I also lack balance or an ability to hurtle downhill – child’s slide or a mountain.
Cannot defend myself without crying and would rather drink wine and eat chocolate than cook a ‘proper’ meal 60% of the time – partly because I’m not good at cooking.
Emotive headlines, television, anthropormorphism, chillis, and religion, especially when it’s evangelical, or paraded as superior.
People who claim to have been born to shop and/or equate material goods with success.
Being categorised by age or status dependent upon others (e.g. ‘grandmother climbs Everest’ – what the fuck has it to do with being a grandmother!!!)
People who pay insincere compliments in order to be liked
People who tell me “you think too much” (because they usually lack brains themselves)People who think it’s OK to lie to claim financial benefits and there’s definitely more but I’llstop at 6. lest I sound moaning and complaining.