Dressed in Sarcasm

[bolton carley]

“Do you know what the temperature’s going to be like tomorrow, because I was thinking I should probably wear a skirt to look semi-presentable since it’s going to be a big family function?”

“Think it’s supposed to be warm, probably 90’s, which I assume means you’ll be decked out in something wildly inappropriate then?”

“Exactly, because there’s nothing I want more than to look like a complete slut in a racy, unbearably short, near see-through white mini sitting next to your 95-year-old grandmother in church.   Honestly, I’m just hoping for an extreme gust of wind as we exit so I can do my sexy Marilyn Monroe pose for the preacher.”

“Good, then you won’t be running late picking out an outfit in the morning.  Glad we have that settled.”

[Robert Morschel]

Ok, in that case, we need a pic!

[bolton carley]

thanks, jeanette!

ron - it's always nice to have friends to sit with in church! :)

toby - i left it vague and not shocked you thought it mom & kid - actually me and my husband. true story.

robert - you've got 2 hours - church in iowa at 10 today. lol. :)

[Robert Morschel]

Please! Tell me where and when.  I'll be there to disapprove (publicly).

[Toby Tucker Hecht]

Oh, these incredibly funny and not funny conversations between mother and child!  I almost miss them now that my kids are grown and gone. 

[Ron. Lavalette]

If you do decide on that transparent white mini, you could spare Granny & come sit next to me.....

[Jeanette Cheezum]

HAHA you are still a hoot.