What can YOU say in six sentences?
“Do you know what the temperature’s going to be like tomorrow, because I was thinking I should probably wear a skirt to look semi-presentable since it’s going to be a big family function?”
“Think it’s supposed to be warm, probably 90’s, which I assume means you’ll be decked out in something wildly inappropriate then?”
“Exactly, because there’s nothing I want more than to look like a complete slut in a racy, unbearably short, near see-through white mini sitting next to your 95-year-old grandmother in church. Honestly, I’m just hoping for an extreme gust of wind as we exit so I can do my sexy Marilyn Monroe pose for the preacher.”
“Good, then you won’t be running late picking out an outfit in the morning. Glad we have that settled.”