What can YOU say in six sentences?
At Astroworld she peed on herself while talking with a group of coworkers but never stopped talking or smiling, like nothing happened, so we pretended too.
One afternoon she got drunk earlier than usual and took her kids to the pet store at Houston's Galleria where she bought an Akita, Pug and Golden Retriever; the next morning she sobered up and gave them away.
Her briefcase was like something your feeble grandmother would carry if she carried a briefcase, covered in a floral tapestry and handled with care, and though I never saw the contents, I assumed they had something to do with the medicinal smell of her breath.
The standard greeting when a radiographer came into her office was a cheerful, Whatcha got?, then she'd turn around and smile weakly, her signature red lipstick bleeding onto slightly crooked teeth.
The night we saw Jesus Christ Superstar she answered the door half naked, then she asked if I'd drive us to the show because she'd rear-ended someone earlier and fled the scene; during intermission she got up to get a drink then said casually, "If I weren't Catholic I'd commit suicide."
She was sober last time I saw her, said she'd married and divorced again, a guy who'd lied about his name, his past, his religious affiliation and income, then he robbed her blind, just like the guy before.