What can YOU say in six sentences?
The fight was billed as The Rumble in the Midwest—Grudge Match of the Century! Spirits were high, the bookies were hand over fist and all odds were on the East Coast Witches. The West Coast Witches, full of grudge, piss, vinegar, and their usual arsenal were headed to Kansas, ready to battle the East Coast bitches, losers—posers! Kansas never knew what hit it when it was all over, and the meteorologists stuck to their script and reported the unusual tremors, UFOs, mutilated cattle, scorched earth and weeping families wasn’t out of the ordinary for this time of year, probably due to the Earth’s flight through a newly discovered meteor belt. The East Coast Witches learned the hard way not to gloat, and quickly rued their witchy graffiti and a lively parade. Their sisters chanted far across the sea in English latitudes, cursing the East Coast covens, ripping the instincts from their veins so that daycare was the best job any of them could do for all eternity.