What can YOU say in six sentences?
"Come on, Pat... all you gotta' do is ring the doorbell and leave the package while I wait here in the car, come on man..!"
"Shit, mutha' f'... I ain't sell no mutha' f'...ing cookies to that mutha' f... you see the size of that dog in the window! Sheeeit! mutha' f... NO WAY!"
"How we gonna' get these cookies that they bought to them if we don't ring that bell?"
"That's your mutha' f...ing problem, Morgan, you the one that sold them the damn Glee Club cookies...how we spose to know the mutha' f... had Rin-Tin-Tin waitin' to bite our asses? You go up there and ring the f...ing bell, Morgan...My name ain't Keebler and I sure as hell don't look like no elf-- so you take them mutha' f... cookies!"
"It was Thespians, Patrick, not Glee Club...here give me the cookies, I'll do it myself."
"Whatever, mutha' f... (muttering) ...thesbians, lesbians, glee clubbers...they all gay..."