Crazy B!t@h, or, Sister Equals Under Her Spell: Part 2

[Jenny Darlington]

"My mother said what to you?!" He had chosen, wisely, to withhold her latest inappropriate 'woe is me' comment until we'd gotten back home, far away from the home of the crazy people I sometimes referred to as my parents.

"She said that she was exhausted from all the wedding stuff and that she couldn't wait until Saturday night, when everything would be finished, and she could just relax again."

He knew me so well, I didn't have to tell him that my insides were boiling, but I did anyway. "You have got to be kidding me; what has she done aside from make one phone call, a follow up phone call no less, during this entire process, that's the only thing anyone has asked her to do, bullshit she's 'so exhausted'."

"You know your mother is bat shit crazy; what better way to share that insanity than your sister's wedding?"

[Jenny Darlington]

Ha, Mike, me too! I use it every chance I get. And that is not a bad suggestion about the Five Hour Energy, although I prefer Red Bull myself, lol.

[Mike Handley]

I don't know why, but I love the term batshit crazy. I've always wondered about its origin, too.

Send her a get well card with a Five-Hour energy drink. ;-)

[Jenny Darlington]

Ha, thanks, Joey! It's easy to capture the truth, lol!

[Joey Delgado]

Love it. Going through something similar myself. You totally captured the craziness.