What can YOU say in six sentences?
Let me see if I've got this straight. They reckon they've found the Higgs Boson, also known as the 'God particle.' So, if they've found it, presumably that means that prior to this it was lost, ergo, someone lost it !
Someone lost God's particle !?!
Well, that was a bit careless.
Good job it was found before God came looking for it or there would have been a lot of 'Shit particles' colliding with the revolving blades of the air relocation device.