What can YOU say in six sentences?
He was smarter than they thought, but dumber than he looked. It didn’t matter. Everyone thought he was a ‘dim bulb’ --- 30 watts. Just to show his detractors how wrong they were, he swallowed a 100 watt bulb—just gulped it down. ‘Brilliant’ they said. He outshined them, especially after midnight, and that really pissed them off, even when no one was looking.