What can YOU say in six sentences?
I never told you that you remind me of a groaning bear when you answer the phone in your throaty voice, used only for special greetings. I never told you how funny I think it is that you learned German. I never told you that I was not okay with you being an Abercrombie and Fitch model. I never told you how overjoyed I was when you quit.
Worst of all, I never told you that I've liked you for months.
All I told you is that it's too late, I'm moving, I don't want to see you like that, we need to just be friends now, you're not the guy I'm looking for, I'm through with this, I just need some space, I don't want a relationship, I can't carry baggage, you're great, but I'm leaving tomorrow, goodbye, only sort of goodbye because I'll be back soon, but goodbye for a time.