My first day in the new office had been mostly perfect, people essentially acted like they were ignoring me while slipping an assumptive "mmhmmmm" to one another.
Then my neighbor slipped a shot past my defense as she had just gotten back from a vacation and was showing some photos to her one friend when she said, "... I don't think crocodiles are the ones that eat people."
Crocodiles definitely eat people - they were the first to eat people. They are 25 foot long dinosaurs which rule Australia and allow Paul Hogan figurehead status. Why don't you play it safe and show the picture of you holding the conch shell, since we can at least agree that conch shells are not the ones that eat people.