A Brand New Life Around the Bend

[David Brown]

We writers are a carefree, happy sort, and, as such, I spent yesterday afternoon drinking in my local hole and watching a Who's the Boss marathon with my bartender, Mike - a man born with a meaningful lean perfectly suited to tend bars. As Mike poured my Jameson for every time Tony said, "Angeler," I thought more and more about how Tony Danza could have made bigger plans than anyone expected. I realized that were the world a more perfect place, then Tony Danza would have invested much of his money in large tracts of Eastern European acreage. Likewise, he'd have poured what little he could into perfecting his rhetoric and personal presence. He could have built a political infrastructure. I could write the national myth in the musical "Tony Danza Superpower" while tucked away drinking Irish whiskey imported from America, perfectly satisfied as a citizen of Danzastan.

[Anita Saran]

I love - a man born with a meaningful lean perfectly suited to tend bars.

[Angela]

Sounds both true and possible.

[Brittany]

all i can do is laugh and think about his talk show... you could have prevented that. G, I wanna be there for a Paki T P&G

[David Brown]

All of your secrets are safe with me.

It's at the corner of Second and Main. I'll be sitting in front of the drafts longing to have my beard back.