He read a book a week and became one book reading mother fucker or that's what was said of him in the nabe. "You're wasting your life," said Mister Buonanotte, "you should be working at the factory like my son."

°Fuck your son," said one book reading mother fucker and fuck you, too."

Mr. Buonanotte got mad, pulled a knife and cut off two of the book reading mother fucker's fingers and one ear and said, "Now you can't turn the pages you book reading mother fucker and can't hear what you're reading.

During the hospital visit one book reading mother fucker made certain his fingers and ear were sent to Mister Buonanotte with a note attached, "You now own two more fingers, one to scratch your ass and another to tickle your balls while you listen with a third ear for my invisible footsteps."

                                                                                                                                    Signed//

                                                                                                              One Book Reading Mother Fucker  

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Comment by Ali Znaidi on August 29, 2012 at 10:16am

working and all other essential elements of life are important. But I can't imagine a life without reading books. 

Great 6S.

Comment by Deborah Jovan Reed on August 28, 2012 at 9:48pm

Big smiles. It made me think about my childhood, I think half my uncles would have said that while playing cards

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