6 Headlines You Won't See in 2016: Challenge

[Bill Floyd]

1.  Citizens Not Fooled for One Minute by Preening Jack-Ass.

2.  Americans Look Back in Shame at Cultural Nadir of "Honey Boo-Boo."

3.  Middle East at Peace.

4.  Bush Comes Clean.

5.  Gun Deaths Decline in U.S. for 4th Straight Year.

6.  Floyd's Latest a Commercial & Critical Triumph!

 

[Judy Thompson]

honey boo boo.  thank you SO much for that future memory, now seared into my brain.  dear god in heaven. 

I have to confess total ignorance of "Floyd".  Floyd Patterson?  Pink Floyd?  Floyd the rubber duck?

[Angela]

I'm hoping you are very wrong with number six, in a double negative kind of way.

[Kristine_ES]

fight, mr. floyd. adapt. fight and keep fighting, don't give up and make it happen.

you've got your posse behind you.  !!

[Diana E. Backhouse]

Three is definitely the most unlikely one. Six may well be the most likely, but why wait for 2016?

[Jamie Hogan]

@Mr. Brown, if only we were all so "far out of it" as to be unaware of the scurge of Honey Boo Boo. Be thankful, fella. But yes, as soon as I read this challenge I kinda thought "Wow, couldn't have tee'd it up any cleaner for Mr. Floyd to come smash it out of the park." Going. Going. Gone.

[Cita]

Ha!  Loved number 2 though I have to admit I had no idea who she was until like three days ago.  And now I wish I was still ignorant of how far we have fallen.  

However, I disagree with number 6. Your time is coming.  Your time is coming.  

[Michael Brown]

Knew I'd find the real stuff under your by-line, but must admit until you made me go and look her and her family up I had no inkling of Honey Boo Boo. You see how far out of it I am down here?

[bolton carley]

i hate a preening jackass almost as much as honey boo-boo.   lol.  and we'll see about that floyd one. :)