280 Calories

[Renee]

Today I’m standing in a long line at work to throw up my snickers…again. I eat one every morning for breakfast and for a second I feel good inside, until I walk past a mirror and see my fat ass reflection and I head to the bathroom, look under the stalls for feet and then puke my brains out. I feel disgusting and people tell me that I am skinny…they are such lying bastards. I pop laxatives like tic tacs because, this snickers is coming out of me, no matter what hole it is. 3,500 calories makes a pound, so I’m consuming 1,960 per week, I’m two weeks away from being a BIG, tub of lard. HURRY UP OUT THE RESTROOM ALREADY!!!!

[Norman Ublies]

Half the world is starving while the other half is trying to lose weight. Madness!

[Tenesha]

I can imagine the thousands of women who go through this every day.

[KAWFEEEE!]

forgot... sent you a copy of my cookbook. Exactly what you need. Cookin Away With j: the man who taes the 'T' out of diet.

[KAWFEEEE!]

Three Musketeers was my downfall.

[Edward Dean]

Too, too human. Or should I say American. Very well done.

[Renee]

Thanks Eric! I wrote this while eating a snickers...lol

[Eric Joyce]

This is beautifully nauseating and so wonderfully profound. Almost clinical. Should be in a medical journal.

[Renee]

Thanks Quin! Welcome back!