Today I’m standing in a long line at work to throw up my snickers…again. I eat one every morning for breakfast and for a second I feel good inside, until I walk past a mirror and see my fat ass reflection and I head to the bathroom, look under the stalls for feet and then puke my brains out. I feel disgusting and people tell me that I am skinny…they are such lying bastards. I pop laxatives like tic tacs because, this snickers is coming out of me, no matter what hole it is. 3,500 calories makes a pound, so I’m consuming 1,960 per week, I’m two weeks away from being a BIG, tub of lard. HURRY UP OUT THE RESTROOM ALREADY!!!!

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Comment by Norman Ublies on October 31, 2009 at 9:20am
Half the world is starving while the other half is trying to lose weight. Madness!
Comment by Tenesha on October 20, 2009 at 2:30pm
I can imagine the thousands of women who go through this every day.
Comment by KAWFEEEE! on October 20, 2009 at 2:08pm
forgot... sent you a copy of my cookbook. Exactly what you need. Cookin Away With j: the man who taes the 'T' out of diet.
Comment by KAWFEEEE! on October 20, 2009 at 1:56pm
Three Musketeers was my downfall.
Comment by Edward Dean on October 20, 2009 at 1:34pm
Too, too human. Or should I say American. Very well done.
Comment by Renee on October 20, 2009 at 1:27pm
Thanks Eric! I wrote this while eating a snickers...lol
Comment by Eric Joyce on October 20, 2009 at 12:13pm
This is beautifully nauseating and so wonderfully profound. Almost clinical. Should be in a medical journal.
Comment by Renee on October 20, 2009 at 11:41am
Thanks Quin! Welcome back!

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