What can YOU say in six sentences?

Repetition of Shameless Supplication

As you may remember from my last episode of groveling and begging, I entered my three mastiffs in a local pet photo contest, sponsored by KDKA, which is affiliated with CBS. One of my mastiffs, Webster, seemed to be in the top 50 for some time, and at one point, was the top dog. Now it's hard to say where he is, so I was wondering, if you are interested in helping, would you mind clicking here and giving him a 5 rating? Not a 1 or a 2 or a 3 or a 4, none of those would be terribly helpful, but a 5 would do the trick and keep Webster and me in a state slovenly devotion to you forever.

Thank you!