What can YOU say in six sentences?
I'm tired of being stuck in-between afraid of life and afraid of death, the constant fear of where I'll end up when this is all over, so I've decided to meet my fate now instead of tomorrow or in fifty years.
No doubt by the time my body is found I will have rotted and maggots have begun destroying this pathetic excuse for a human form - ptosis, cellulite, buck teeth, and acne - so please just set it aflame and spray the ashes wherever its most convenient, down the toilet if you want.
I'm betting the boss will call annoyed that I've inconvenienced him by failing to show up to run that damn register so he'll have to give someone overtime if he doesn't stay himself - highly doubtful - and after a few days he'll call the cops since he doesn't know any family and they'll find me first if the stench isn't already so bad that the neighbor's complain.
I'd like to pretend someone would actually mourn my death but since I'm only useful when it's beneficial only to them and not me I know that nothing will happen except that all my pictures will be tossed along with anything reminiscence of me and since I've done nothing noteworthy with myself they'll be no stories to tell and I'll be forgotten in a matter of days, when the ashes are disposed.
Well there's nothing left to say I suppose.