What can YOU say in six sentences?
You'd be surprised how thoroughly they vet. Potential members must submit a blood test, a copy of their birth certificate or passport, a writing sample about a secret sexual fantasy, and many other odds and ends too numerous (and jejune) to list. They used to go by "T-BOW," but stopped after the religious quarterback became famous. I was rejected for an unknown reason (or reasons). I was notified by mail, via comic sans on thick stock paper. I cried, for a lot of reasons I guess, the timing, for reasons I understand, for some I don't (I'm sure), for stupid reasons and mainly because I just want to belong, I just want to belong to "any world that I'm welcome to" as the song says.