What can YOU say in six sentences?
“Well, this isn’t at all what I was expecting,” Spencer thought. In fact, he hadn’t expected to still be thinking about what he’d expected. “Strange, I kinda thought once Ned decapitated me it would be ‘lights out,’ yet here I am, dead and buried and still conscious.”
It was peaceful though – no unpleasant pain like when he was being dismembered, just that irritating itch, and wouldn’t you know it, they’d planted his arms down below his legs.
“Wonder when I lose consciousness. Hope I’m not still awake when the decomposing gets going, that could get pretty nast- . . . hey, what’s that . . . oh no, WORMS, aargh. . .”