How to Dodge A Bee While Reading in Six Easy Steps

[Laura Smith]

Step 1:

Try to swat the bee with your book (if this doesn't work, continue to step 2).

 

Step2:

Hold the book over your head with one hand.

 

Step 3:

Hold your breath.

 

Step 4:

Tuck and roll into a nearby swimming pool, keeping the hand with the book above the water.

 

Step 5:

Kick to the surface of the water and inhale (continue breathing after this).

 

Step 6:

Shake excess water out of your ears and allow book to dry while spectators nearby rate your plunge.

[Gita]

The Canadian judge gives you a 10 for this one.

 

[bolton carley]

love step 3 - why do we always do that when dealing with one?  and step 4 is classic.

[Bob Clay]

I like this.  And in appreciation I'm going to treat it as a challenge write.