Germs

[Jay Holmes]

I'm not sure what happened in my life to cause my germ phobia, I was a normal kid and a normal teenager. Then one day I woke up and I had this odd, little disorder it seems, It's completely irrational I know. I will go to great lengths not to touch anything and then eat a fast food hamburger and God knows all the unspeakable things that happened to the piece of meat on the way to my table.

I remember It was Christmas time and I was at the mall, I accidentally knocked over this toddler that had just learned to walk. The Mall was a mad house and I wasn't about to touch the disgusting, little germ factory to pick him up off the floor. I just walked away and an angry mob of people formed around me, I was afraid for my life and as I ran out the front entrance of the mall I used my forearm to open the filthy glass door.

[Bianca]

This is truely just a taste of how bad you are. haha. If they all only knew what I go through with your germ freakiness. hahahahaha

Great one!

[Jay Holmes]

I never thought of that before Cita, but you are exactly right. I can handle regular outdoor germs, its just people germs that are totally gross.

-Jay

[Cita]

When bf and I were wondering if it were possible for two people as much alike as we are to live together, we took four horses, a case of beer, and a cooler with some food and went backcountry for six days. THOSE kinds of germs I can handle. Good clean dirt. No showers, just purely natural human. But take me to the mall and I am all grossed out! Eeeewwww.... people dirt!

[MartiW]

Maybe you were a bottle of Lysol in a former life.

[JMac]

You should have seen what they left behind after drinking my pop. I never finished a whole bottle. Pretty gross.

[Jay Holmes]

Jodi-
You just totally grossed me out with the toothbrush thing. My gawd.

*lying on the floor in the fetal position rocking back and forth*

-Jay

[JMac]

I grew up with all 6 of my siblings using my tooth brush because it was the only one that didn't wind up on the floor or the toilet after the morning rush. I blame my exceptional immune system on this. ;p

I like the fresh idea, J. Using his forearm to open the door - to people really do this?

[AlluraG]

no one knows you are scared to help him.... cuz the germs... so sad

[Trevor Mcpherson]

Here's what I think, all you forearm door openers - how often do ya'll wash you elbows as compared to your hands? You could have a good days worth of E. coli, staphylococcus, Ebola..who knows what. And you keep pushing them filthy arms against doors, spreading your yuck....tsk,tsk,tsk.

[Kathleen Gabriel]

Me, too. Nice six, kinda creepy. I like it.