Gita's Blog – April 2012 Archive (12)

And I Seem So Rational When You First Meet Me

Fourteen years ago, at a former house in the country, I started a garden. It went through many incarnations, as gardens do, but always, as a work in progress, it brought me joy.

Then I was forced to move, so I dug up dozens of beloveds -- some rare and heirloom --  and brought them to this house in the city to transplant in a kidney-shaped design at the corner of  our street. That was four…

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Added by Gita on April 29, 2012 at 7:30pm — 7 Comments

Jerry the Voice: Dining with the Homeless III (6x2)

George tried for the third time to get all the wheels on his shopping cart to go in the same direction, but something -- bearing? socket? -- was beyond repair.

Swapping carts was tricky. George knew all about it: if you went to a grocery store parking lot for a new one, you had to stand there…

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Added by Gita on April 24, 2012 at 2:30pm — 11 Comments

Dining With the Homeless: Part II

George had a social services caseworker who had seen him maybe three times in a year. That was as much George’s fault as hers, since he refused to ride in elevators and therefore would not meet with anyone who worked above the third floor of a building. Since she worked on the seventh floor of a county government high rise, they compromised and held their meetings sitting in the stairwell, on the third floor landing.

She…

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Added by Gita on April 24, 2012 at 12:13am — 5 Comments

Dining With the Homeless

At the long table sits George, who rolls his cart on wobbling wheels through Gleason Park and

Marty, whose medication makes him shake until he can't take  any more, goes off his meds

and howls at unseen samurai.

Others whom I don't yet recognize sit hunched or focused, elbows to table, fists under…

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Added by Gita on April 22, 2012 at 7:30pm — 11 Comments

Divorcing Delia (6x2)

It's appropriate to divorce a friend, if she's an old and dear one who's buggered up your life, because there are orders of magnitude of friendship, and each requires its own severance package.

Delia and I went back to childhood jump-rope days, LONG before she became a huge celebrity.

I held her hand through two divorces, I warned her that gorgeous Geoffrey was homosexual when she was…

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Added by Gita on April 18, 2012 at 9:50pm — 13 Comments

Hattie Hanratty Does the Previously Unthinkable (6x2)

He looked up, Bosley did, and saw his wife standing next to the bed like a giant, pale jelly bean.

He reached in the dark for his glasses and when she came into focus, he gasped: Hattie was stark naked and very, very white.

Certainly I'm dreaming, Bosley thought, because this was not at all the Hanratty way. Not even on their wedding night had he seen every part of his wife's body and…

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Added by Gita on April 17, 2012 at 10:00pm — 8 Comments

Lipstick in the Kitchen (6x3) Written today at T-10

I knew that marrying Kenley would be a mistake the moment he brought me home to meet his mother who, it appeared, never left her kitchen. A passive-aggressive woman, her way of conveying anger was to bash pots and pans around like cymbals and gongs while she showed annoyance by slamming cupboard doors. Her kitchen was a symphony of rage.

Kenley made the introductions, and…

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Added by Gita on April 16, 2012 at 11:53pm — 10 Comments

Teeny Suffers a Disappointment

When Teeny’s neighbor, Mr. Shin-Lee, died, we were totally curious to see the inside of an actual Chinaman’s house. I told Teeny for sure there would be red flocked wallpaper,  paper lanterns and lots of porcelain figurines of men with long beards and single pigtails, which I knew because of the Chinese restaurants my parents took me to. 

 Teeny said Mr. Shin-Lee…

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Added by Gita on April 15, 2012 at 10:00am — 14 Comments

Taco Filling (6x2)

Among the men who worked at Hayneville Tool and Die, it was generally agreed that they were well treated and fairly compensated.

Still, every so often, a man would get bitten by an entrepreneurial urge and think about starting a business of his own.

 In his younger bachelor days, Stump Shiner had been eager to open a Taco Bell franchise, certain that the old, Shiner family recipe for…

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Added by Gita on April 7, 2012 at 11:00pm — 13 Comments

Procrastination (Cita's Painting Challenge)

In the beginning, the shallot was not sure whether she wanted to be an onion or garlic.

The carrot was confident and grew with such exactitude that its leaves aimed skyward while its fleshy root beamed straight down, a spear of orange.

The squash seed sent up a vine that bore a bloom so bright and yellow that butterflies came to it by day, and night moths found it in the…

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Added by Gita on April 6, 2012 at 2:00am — 3 Comments

A Newcomer's Guide to the Seven and Seven (6x2)

 

A rowdy ex-con named Zinc Hollister stumbled into Hayneville’s one and only cocktail lounge, the Seven and Seven, the other night, and demanded three shots of Black Velvet whiskey, pronto. Dorie, a brick house of a lady bartender, expertly assessed Zinc’s trouble quotient, set up three glasses in front of him and simultaneously hip-bumped the red S.O.S. button that summoned help.

Now, if you’re new to the Seven…

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Added by Gita on April 5, 2012 at 12:00pm — 10 Comments

When Ken Kesey Took Acid

When Ken Kesey dropped acid for the first time, he was in an antiseptic hospital room with a cot, white walls, a glass of water and a Wollensack reel-to-reel tape recorder by his bedside.

The LSD was administered to volunteers by the U.S. government at V.A. hospitals across the country.

Kesey recorded his hallucinations for posterity, and, although he was in a sterile room with no visual stimuli, he saw thousands of images over the 12 hours that he spent  tripping. Bats and…

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Added by Gita on April 2, 2012 at 10:49pm — 12 Comments

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