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Words.......

Words reach out beyond the atomshpere of my breathing mind as they extened my soul to speak to the gray collective of sheepish eyes that blink in horror of unsactioned words.



The weapon of words must be controlled by a greater intelligent fashion for they may poison the minds of the young and inquisitive.



Uncontrolled thoughts are a pollutant to the human genome and if the ammino acid link is ever found it should be banished to only a higher verbal authority lest we are… Continue

Added by Edward Dean on October 31, 2009 at 10:00pm — 4 Comments

New Judge neede for the Kalitz challenge

Hey all, KAWF4E had to pull out of the preliminary judging for personal reasons.

I need a NEW JUDGE to take his spot.
Anyone that did not write a challenge piece is ellegible.
Narrow the list to three entries and send them to Rob McV. and he will pick the winner.
I need someone FAST!
Any takers or recommendations?

Added by Edward Dean on October 29, 2009 at 12:17pm — 1 Comment

Finding Me.

My thoughts smile as I watch the neighborhood 'play date' through an interfering window screen in my office as it divides the scene into pixtels for the camera in my mind.



Tricycles, bicycles and plastic peddle cars litter the driveway like a freeway pileup as the social event is more for the mothers than the children.



Sweat and tennis shoes propel the early fathers by with a wave and 'see ya', on their way to the next mile marker in their solitary thoughts as they… Continue

Added by Edward Dean on October 28, 2009 at 2:00pm — 3 Comments

God is on our side.....

God told me I was made in his own image and that includes all the equiptment that comes with it.



He gave you gals a rib to gnaw on but oh no, you want the whole damn slab smothered in BBQ sauce.



And Mother Mary never said 'let it be' because her take would have filled a 'How To' manual.



Females have never learned the meaning of 'second best' as Hillary would attest to and admit that Monica was the saving grace in the tryst.



With God and Congress on… Continue

Added by Edward Dean on October 27, 2009 at 3:24pm — 5 Comments

What Day is it?...Stealing from Michael

The tall leggey blonde casually strode through the executive wing like she owned it and her taut well formed breasts confronted the secretary who was feigning busyness with some female anxiety; "Hi Rita, I need to see Mr. S, is he available?"



Rita never looked up from her keyboard as she discreetly remarked, "You know it's Wednsday Jan and He has his.. ah... tryst on Wednesdays."



Jan anxiously placed both hands on Ritas desk as the ease left her voice for more power; "Oh… Continue

Added by Edward Dean on October 25, 2009 at 6:30pm — 6 Comments

Wall Street Funny Money....is?

My roller coaster ride from millionaire to thousandaire hasn't changed anything in my life;(I still remember when thousands were pocket change.)



"Well sir, as a fortieth birthday gift, I wanted to let you know that you are now a millionaire; that is based on assests of course." my CPA mentioned casually.



I smiled at the thought and mentioned back; "Well my ass sits here guy and I don't look or feel any different than before I had this crown; I already have family… Continue

Added by Edward Dean on October 25, 2009 at 3:00pm — 8 Comments

Kalitz challenge.....last call

KAWFEEEE has offered his services as 'da judge' for the preliminaries and Rob McV will deterime the winners.
Sharpen your fingers and go for it!

Added by Edward Dean on October 22, 2009 at 5:21pm — 12 Comments

LAST CALL, for Joe Kalitz challenge.

Okay people, last call for the gold. Postings will close tomorrow your time.

Rob McV has offered to judge the semi-finalist for the winners and prizes.
I am asking for a volunteer to judge the prelimanaries. All entrants should be disqualified.
Any brave-hearted souls out there????

Added by Edward Dean on October 22, 2009 at 3:13pm — 6 Comments

Hazar; Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Thoughts circle through my brain like ghosts in some kind of macarbe death dance and I cower within my own soul.



Their wailing message is a translation of ancient words that have crippled humanity for eons.



A burning cigarette stings my eyes to weep new thoughts into my keyboard of lifeless forms called words.



A jackels eerie call out my door gives me cause to reach for the Damocles sword that hangs heavy in my pierced heart and begs me to try… Continue

Added by Edward Dean on October 22, 2009 at 2:31pm — 3 Comments

Joe Kalitz challenge for a challenge...Gottcha Joe, with a left turn.

I hear the words still today, "sit still honey, church ain't over and the minister wants to talk about all them damn faggots that are ruining our beloved country."



"I hate faggots too mom, they act so prissy and I wanna grow up and be just like Jake and my brothers, they know how to have fun and I can beat Bobby joe in most anything."



Momma smiled, "It ain't exactly what we meant Sarah, cause women have such a hard road in life with all the body things, raising babies and… Continue

Added by Edward Dean on October 21, 2009 at 10:30pm — 5 Comments

Joe Kalitz Challenge for a Challenge....."My Sex Change Operation."

Okay everyone, Joe Kalitz has called me out on my verbal fencing from Mark Kuchta's blog, "Union".



You all know Joe, he's the guy in the Limo with shades. You don't mess with Joe when he has his shades on.

Joes' parameters were that it has to be something we all have never experienced.



So here's my challenge........"My Sex Change Operation."...... Don't laugh...Drama and trauma can be there as well, in first person or third person. It's not easy to walk on the dark… Continue

Added by Edward Dean on October 20, 2009 at 3:30pm — 8 Comments

The Importance of Nancys Perspective

Was it last week or last month, you pissed me off; don't deny it, it was all your fault.



I know you were mad but so was I and I was right about the matter; what was the matter; you remember don't you but on Monday you appolgized with a lovely dinner and Tuesaday I took the garbage out and on Wednesday I hung up all the pictures that sat on the floor for what seemed like eons and on Thursday the doctor told you your breast cancer was mostly gone and you asked him 'what kind of a… Continue

Added by Edward Dean on October 19, 2009 at 11:30pm — 7 Comments

Back to high school sheep!

Hey people, we're back in high school with all the 'he said, she said' bullshit and some of you have been called to the Principles office for expulsion.



Holy hell, we never got to the college level with the Deans' 'tsk, tsk, but next time!' speech before the cyber police landed.



I think most of us have already raised our children and siblings and we are mature adult writers with a voice that can sing the old soul song; 'Spress yourself' or live the sheep's position of… Continue

Added by Edward Dean on October 19, 2009 at 7:30pm — 8 Comments

Big Guy's response to "What have you done for me lately" 6s

What a bunch of whiners you people are.



Jesus will get back to as I have him enrolled in my 'Creative' writing class and he came up with a great one liner last week, it goes like this; "I gave you the Ten Commandments in tablet form so you could take one daily"; isn't that a hoot.



And as far as that nasty political innuendo, Obama wasn't our first choice, Hillary was; actually It was Mother Mary's idea, she didn't think the black guy had a chance and she was so pissed… Continue

Added by Edward Dean on October 16, 2009 at 11:00am — 3 Comments

The Lady isn't feeling well.

The lady isn't feeling well today, or for that matter, yesterday.



Hunkered down in a vast empty bed with Oprah, Dr.Phil and any other innane 'feel good drama's that comes to mind.



The lady isn't feeling well, with past reflections of cramps, birth pains and menopause as she gets lost in a cloud of pillows, dressed in a fluffy feel-good robe that her mother bought her for her last birthday.



The lady isn't feeling well as she calls out for juices, Benadryl,… Continue

Added by Edward Dean on October 14, 2009 at 5:30pm — 5 Comments

Two Worlds in Listening Skills.

Every man in the Universe worth his scars, cringes at a homecoming female voice that utters the words, 'do you know what they did and said?'



He listens in amazement as she completes a full short story, with character dialouge and background color in one continuous breath that an opera singer would be jealous of.



His faining interest lingers over warm inner thoughts of 'dinner, sex, or should I just go fishing?'



A breath later she captures his interest when she… Continue

Added by Edward Dean on October 13, 2009 at 6:30pm — 7 Comments

Please Recycle.

Food for thought; Aspiration, inspiration, and persperation.



Screw the small stuff in your life because it will ALWAYS eat your lunch!



Aspire to 'who' you really are because that is 'all' you truely are and ever will be.



Inspire yourself in the wonder of 'you' because you need to know what a wonderful tool you are and can be.



Perspire over every word you write and utter for the world needs to judge and appreciate your contribution to the human… Continue

Added by Edward Dean on October 11, 2009 at 9:00pm — 5 Comments

ATTENTION ALL! POSSIBLE INFILTRATION

I'd like to bring this to your attention. There is a breakdown on the Scribble link and others that links an authors website to a porno site under "General Discussions."
I just found this on my author site and appologize to anyone that clicked on.
The site creator tells me that this is not unusual with authors.
I just wanted to make all of you aware.
Ed Dean

Added by Edward Dean on October 10, 2009 at 4:00pm — 4 Comments

Window Observations.

What a beautiful shitty day!



The rain pecks away at the vast redwood deck outside my window and shimmering puddles dance easily like a huge canvas of a Pollard painting.



Soggy unused patio furniture laughs at my consternation and drip slow tears of rust.



Ducks hiding in the shallow reeds only dream of heading south to the sunshine, patiently waiting for the message from their brain chemistry to kick in.



A chilling gray of the skyline paints my… Continue

Added by Edward Dean on October 9, 2009 at 4:30pm — 9 Comments

For Jelena and Us!

Our cocophany of brain chemistry will never change unless we find the 'Soma' in George Orwells perscription.



Our next quatum leap is when we learn to understand our chemical being.



But maybe, just maybe, it is the conscious brake we apply more liberally and with resevation.



Knowledge IS power and as writers, isn't that what we are trying to disseminate?



We are the soothsayers and truthsayers with little voices that bark against the strength of the big… Continue

Added by Edward Dean on October 8, 2009 at 10:30pm — 9 Comments

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