Edward Dean's Blog – August 2011 Archive (5)

Jesus Lives!.........and now resides in Alabama.

 

 

The U.S. Postal Service and the F.D.I.C Wells Fargo Bank have officially confirmed that Jesus is now in residence at the Handley home and has been verified by Jesus’ personal spokesperson, Michelle Bachmann.

Mikes law firm of ‘Dewey, Cheetum and Howe’ have issued a ‘cease and desist’ order to the Vatican and all television ministries to forthwith remit all funds to his new ‘brother’s  keeper’, Mike Handley who has graciously agreed to handle all…

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Added by Edward Dean on August 31, 2011 at 1:30pm — 14 Comments

A Window on the World.

 

She eagerly anticipated an urgent thrust inside her as her husband Travis often did when he wanted her but John did not, allowing his soft tongue to pulse and prod every pour of her aroused skin; she wanted him desperately as every anxious nerve in her body pleaded yes but John teased her on.

It was the champagne that she could blame it on but her wetness was a witness to the lie.

 Lynette’s fantasies always told her that a bed with silk sheets was cheating but the top…

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Added by Edward Dean on August 27, 2011 at 1:23pm — 2 Comments

A Dreamy Kind of Guy.

She could feel his strong hard hands on her body deftly massaging her now erect nipples and pulling her to him.

Her heart beat widely to the dancing rhythm of their mutual passion but she couldn’t see his eyes, she searched his beautiful face, desperately needing to see his eyes but she couldn’t.

At this moment all she cared about was the fire building inside her, an unquenchable heat that eagerly was searching for satisfaction.

Her body pulsed with wanton pleasure…

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Added by Edward Dean on August 24, 2011 at 2:00pm — 4 Comments

In Answer to Teresa's "Bird" Post

You could add a host of physicists and scientists to that list Theresa, including Einstein.

The most misunderstood body chemistry is the brain. Its dysfunction is no different than diabetes, Crones or arthritis but its stigmatization is that of a leper. Thanks to the Reagan area of ignorance when we closed our mental hospitals and Ronnie told them to "go get a job" our city streets are filled with the undercurrent of humanity that are emotionally ill; it's only been recently that the…

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Added by Edward Dean on August 13, 2011 at 1:30pm — 6 Comments

My New Career

 

 

You know writing sucks and I’ve decided to take up a new career that pays the big bucks of seven-fifty an hour; I just can see myself with my bilious blue polo shirt standing in the doorway of WalMart.

I could direct the Gay guys to the fruit department and the carb addicted ladies to our ‘almost fresh’ bakery and the Fashionista’s  to our new trailer park collection.    

And directing the squintched face of a worried teen to the pharmacy and tell them…

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Added by Edward Dean on August 11, 2011 at 6:00pm — 17 Comments

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