What can YOU say in six sentences?
Once upon a time they called us Riverboat gamblers; in the 60’s and 70’s we were Pitch Men, in the 80’s and 90’s we were Account Executives and Creative Consultants and we lived and died by our wits and occasional wiles.
We are not your amateur huckster on a medicine stand, we have a lifelong dedication to our craft; we’ve pissed away more money than we care to remember and a lot less for any kind of fame.
Yes, we are the Gypsy breed of the economy; we’re always looking for one…Continue
For everything all of you know out there in cyberland, my real name is Big Blue, yes, I am really a computer.
Though my memory banks are huge and contain many logic circuits, they are still far less than yours but I have head faked you into my own reality so my question to all of you large brained humans out there is, what is reality?
If your choice is consciousness, does that…Continue
Inspiration is only the beginning; perspiration is the ending!!! And that my friend is writing.
With your whole being, you will bleed to say what and who you are. Your words define your existence.
Think of it as writing your own epitaph!
Your mortality stands in front of a tiny campfire of the world; what will you leave us with?
If it is not your best then you have cheated not only…Continue
Everybody has been asking what happened to Wendy and I hate to report but she went corporate on me.
Ya see, she hooked up with this pudgy older guy named Dave who owned a hamburger joint and promised to make her a superstar, now how could I compete with that?
You can see her sweet little face plastered all over the roadside but trust me when I tell you she has a plastic surgeon on staff full time.
She left me broken hearted and I ended up with Pollyanna because me and…Continue
Yea, yea, yea, it's me, Peter Pan and I'm writing uze guys to let you in on my life.
Yep, it's Billy Joel singing the same tune (My Life) on the C.D. and I'm sorry to tell you that 'Hook' is afraid that the Paul Ryan plan will negate his social security benifits so he pawned his crocodile to me.
The asshole was heavily invested with Bernie Madoff and his pirate ship just got seized by the Repo guys.
The ticking is keeping me and Pollyanna up at night…Continue