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Hey, I’m still down here in the wine cellar and have been talking to God and he explained his plan for the New World Order, You see, the big guy just doesn’t do scary shit for no reason, he wants to repopulate the planet with a better right minded breeding stock.
There was only a select few of us that have been spared and Him being a name dropper, mentioned Mel Gibson, Glenn Beck, Charlie Sheen, The Donald and some guy by the name of D.S.K.
On the…
ContinueAdded by Edward Dean on May 24, 2011 at 2:00pm — 2 Comments
Hello.................
Is
anybody
out
there??
I know it’s been two days since the Apocalypse or was that the Rapture, I get those two confused but all I know is that it’s bad shit, like losing ‘game seven’ or the Superbowl.
I decided to take refuge in this dark underground wine cellar and drink the best stuff I’ve been saving for a special occasion and if the big one happened I could be delightfully pickled in the rest; I invited…
ContinueAdded by Edward Dean on May 23, 2011 at 11:30am — 10 Comments
Hold on everyone, the rapture date may be cancelled and word from Al Jazeera press, Fox and MSNBC, is that Buddha, Mohamed, Thor and Zeus are pissed because nobody asked them!
The problem is that Thor is having erectile dysfunction with his hammer, Mohamed can't find seventy-two virgins , Zeus has family counseling scheduled for May 21st and papal dispensation has been granted for the HoWo writers conference on July 14th..
A New York publicity spokesman for the group said…
ContinueAdded by Edward Dean on May 19, 2011 at 12:30pm — 3 Comments
The year was eighteen-ninety-seven and the lands of Syria and the Lebanon paid a dear price for stealing, the theft was of the silk worm trade that was brought to the Middle East from China along with the Mulberry trees that provided the sustenance for the friendly little worms when a blight of untold proportions killed the trees and the subsequent dream of earning a living for the farmers of the Januub (south); apples were the only thing left but it would be years before…
ContinueAdded by Edward Dean on May 17, 2011 at 5:00pm — 2 Comments
There was a young man from Detroit, who thought his classroom humor wouldn't hiot but it made his teachers nervous for with all of his knowledge, he got booted from college, and into a fun place called armed service.
And after a stint, he finally got the hint that life was more than a game so he jumped out of the mob and finally got a job at Ford Marketing; who gave him all the training.
Now it's silly to explain but he really did have a brain that took him to the…
ContinueAdded by Edward Dean on May 13, 2011 at 8:30pm — 6 Comments
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