Bob Clay's Blog – July 2011 Archive (5)

How to Prevent an Annoying Bee - Challenge

Step 1:

Explain to the bee in a soft relaxing voice that his presence is becoming annoying, and there would be mutual benefits if he chose to fly around in some other location.

 

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Added by Bob Clay on July 31, 2011 at 5:36pm — 4 Comments

The Russian Mafia

Kurtzov was old school, perhaps a better phrase would be old guard, after 20 years as a KGB officer I doubt ‘old school’ really fits.  Sure, when Russia rolled over and got butt fucked he’d done his time in the FSB, but he was just earning his pension, if there is such a thing in a butt fucked Russia., and then moved on to private enterprise.

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Added by Bob Clay on July 30, 2011 at 8:28pm — 3 Comments

Cold Heart

It all comes down to simple numbers when you're dealing with something as cold hearted as the sea, not because it's evil, or malicious, it's just cold hearted. The sea has  been around for billions of years, it simply doesn't know or care about the tiny slivers of time of human existence.

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Added by Bob Clay on July 12, 2011 at 5:36pm — 6 Comments

The Call Centre in the Sky (soul killer challenge).

Ring ring, ring ring:

 

Hello, this is the Heavenly Prayer Monitoring Helpline:

 

If your prayer is for your lottery numbers to come good, PRESS 1:…

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Added by Bob Clay on July 11, 2011 at 1:20pm — 4 Comments

A Sheep in Wolf's Clothing

My name is Herbert, and I am a sheep.  Now being a sheep doesn’t exactly suit my temperament,  you see all a sheep does is stand in the corner of a draughty field, munch a bit of grass then move to another part of the field to munch a bit more grass, and the best you can hope for is to end up in a Shepherd’s pie, or at worst, a tin of cat food.

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Added by Bob Clay on July 10, 2011 at 3:42am — 5 Comments

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