What can YOU say in six sentences?
Explain to the bee in a soft relaxing voice that his presence is becoming annoying, and there would be mutual benefits if he chose to fly around in some other location.
Kurtzov was old school, perhaps a better phrase would be old guard, after 20 years as a KGB officer I doubt ‘old school’ really fits. Sure, when Russia rolled over and got butt fucked he’d done his time in the FSB, but he was just earning his pension, if there is such a thing in a butt fucked Russia., and then moved on to private enterprise.
It all comes down to simple numbers when you're dealing with something as cold hearted as the sea, not because it's evil, or malicious, it's just cold hearted. The sea has been around for billions of years, it simply doesn't know or care about the tiny slivers of time of human existence.
Ring ring, ring ring:
Hello, this is the Heavenly Prayer Monitoring Helpline:
If your prayer is for your lottery numbers to come good, PRESS 1:…Continue
My name is Herbert, and I am a sheep. Now being a sheep doesn’t exactly suit my temperament, you see all a sheep does is stand in the corner of a draughty field, munch a bit of grass then move to another part of the field to munch a bit more grass, and the best you can hope for is to end up in a Shepherd’s pie, or at worst, a tin of cat food.
I have other…Continue