What can YOU say in six sentences?
During the first mile of the six-hour drive to Atlanta, when the four of us were desperate to think about anything except Xanadu in the rearview mirror, Sandra asked “So how do condoms work in your country?”
Staring at the tag on the back of Teresa’s rental in front of us, she was referring to automobile license plates. My ears must’ve heard “car registration,” which is how I avoided a…Continue
Numerous coworkers have asked if I enjoyed my rare vacation, their eyes hungry for Tweetsie Railroad tee shirts or cast-resin figurines of bears hugging pine cones.
“It was nice,” I tell them.
I suppose I could say that I laughed, wept, spoke a little to a lot and a lot to too few. I could mention that I gorged on words like a bat…Continue