Mike Handley's Blog – March 2010 Archive (5)

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Feeding Papa Smurf



Inside the refrigerator are books, a computer keyboard and a tin cup holding paint brushes, the condiments relegated to the shelves in the door, alongside a bottle of chablis and a single Corona. The light within illuminates the naked man peering inside in search of a "midnight snack," the title of my self portrait hanging in our kitchen.



The 36x24" painting that leaves a lasting impression upon guests captures… Continue

Added by Mike Handley on March 27, 2010 at 11:30am — 16 Comments

Game

"It's not queer unless we use our mouths," Shelly told her sleepover pal, Tina, who had fallen silent in the afterglow of a silly game gone ... what, too far? not far enough?



Shelly had initiated the playful exchange by feigning sleep and tossing in bed, her arm innocently windmilling and coming to rest across Tina's tummy. When she twisted back over -- a natural move when a giggling Tina threw off the dead weight -- Tina's landed on her belly, followed by an exagerrated… Continue

Added by Mike Handley on March 26, 2010 at 11:06am — 12 Comments

Melting the Ice * Sexy Touch Challenge

More to remain upright than not to touch their dicks, George and Clarence rested their palms on the graffiti-covered wall above the trough-style urinal, their streams melting the yellow ice inside. It was hard to tell who was the worse for wear: George, whose lispy eyes were swimming in their jaundiced sockets, or Clarence, who was honest-to-god tongue-tied AND thlurring his words ... "Hugh know ... (hic) ... whut I'm thayin'?"



George had been standing there a full five minutes,… Continue

Added by Mike Handley on March 26, 2010 at 10:30am — 10 Comments

And They Said I Was the Asshole?

My days as a weekly newspaper editor were numbered as soon as I pulled the 5x7 glossy from the envelope bearing the University of Alabama’s official seal. I fell in love with the PR photograph of the two newest Student Government Association members: the local bank president’s (white) daughter and a very handsome black guy, both with deer-blinding smiles.



He was sitting; she was standing behind, chin resting on arms playfully draped across his shoulder.



“We’re NOT running… Continue

Added by Mike Handley on March 15, 2010 at 7:33pm — 12 Comments

Pride Goeth Before the Goo

As I sat there amidst sports ramblings belching from half a dozen televisions, the young woman who’d just finished cutting my hair, whispered, “Whenst ya like splatchity pood in the air?”



Next came that increasingly familiar and awkward silence, when I suddenly realize someone has spoken to me. For all I could tell, the job was done (she’d even removed the black man-bib that had caught a shocking amount of gray hair ... some, disturbingly, that had been sprouting from my ear lobes),… Continue

Added by Mike Handley on March 4, 2010 at 6:31pm — 6 Comments

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