What can YOU say in six sentences?
I live in a small apartment in Brooklyn and I bought a horse! What was I thinking? I mean there's barely enough room for me and my Daschund! So I Googled "horsesitter" and found a woman who'll look after…Continue
Let's figure out the best way to grind everything to a halt. Let's make inane conversation about traffic and recipes. Join my club - we'll make hats and t-shirts! …Continue
You'd be surprised how thoroughly they vet. Potential members must submit a blood test, a copy of their birth certificate or passport, a writing sample about a secret sexual fantasy, and many other odds and ends too numerous (and jejune) to list. They used…Continue
Hi, Mr. Massey? Hi, this is Gloria from Sunshine Pools. You know, Gloria? Um... is this a good time to schedule your installation? Look, if you can't talk right now, just say, "Yes, you can start building my pool today." Your wife will totally not know what that means, it's perfect!