What can YOU say in six sentences?
“Rasputin, you retard! I told you to fetch the water from the well…not from the river.”
“But, I did, Sir Smith. The water in the bucket is from the well.”
The man drank from the bucket with his scooped hand, then smiled and kicked the full bucket, drenching the idiot from head to toe.
“Damn, I hate it when you’re right, Rasputin."