What can YOU say in six sentences?
Guys, I swear on a stack of swimsuit issues that I wasn’t pounding brews when I had this shithead idea to amuse Sissy and little Markie by charging at these three deer that were in my side yard. Two of them ran away, but the big one with the horns stood his ground and when I stopped I musta looked scared or something because he came at me and lifted those front legs like Oscar De La Hoya and knocked me flat on my ass on the lawn.
They always tell you on those survival TV…Continue
“Look, Ginger, I think at shome point we're just going to have to tell Lovey about us, wouldn't you shay, my dear,” Thurston Howell said as he slurped mango margarita from Ginger's navel.
Before she could answer, from nowhere, the Skipper…Continue