What can YOU say in six sentences?
Deiter joined me at the hotel bar after his little romp upstairs.
He ordered a Tom Collins on the rocks and, over the next hour or so, he drank two for every Amstel Light that I downed--the company's paying, why not.
He just sat there on the stool, quietly ignoring me, and I eventually couldn't help myself, “Okay, old buddy, enough suspense—was she better than old what’s-her-name in Berlin—the one with the rings in her…”
There was a small commotion behind Deiter and I…Continue
Six little snacks, like homemade popcorn oiling up six brown paper IGA bags, all the chubby little kids in summer PJs on the roofs, buttery hands on car paint.
The squeal inside the oinker's bellies in the dark, Steve McQueen flickering on cheeks.…Continue
Lance Armstrong’s black market shit is stronger than yours, Weenie man.
They want you to pee in a cup, but don’t sweat it: I’ll sell you my clean urine for $500.
Stop pedaling so fast, you’ll wear yourself out—not!
Man, what’d you do, eat a whole box of Wheaties with a Red Bull chaser today?
Looking from the back, when you wear Lycra, your butt looks like a ginormous black onion!
Added by Steve Wayne on May 23, 2011 at 10:30am — No Comments
Here I sit, on the pooper.
Giving birth to another state trooper.
She offered her honor.
He honored her offer.
And all night long, he was…Continue
A flashlight through the midnight dark, held by a hiker a good spell down the mountain, stirs a sleeping camper with alkaline rays cutting the night, a candescent alarm interrupting slumber.
The solo camper on the mountaintop sent no invitations, and no notice of his location, for Van left only a note on his car windshield of his whereabouts, which made the…Continue
My sister Phoebe still has pies in her eyes when she thinks about life, you know, still thinking there's a Santa Claus and all, even when every phony Santa down at Gimbels lets their fake beard fall off their face--they even smoke Camels in front of the kids, the crazy bastards--and we have to lie to every goddam kid that those are Santa's helpers and the real Santa would never do corny stuff like…Continue