As time progressed, it became increasingly apparent to Dave that he might in fact be dead and the world he inhabited was in all probability Hell.

For did Man not encounter pain and suffering on a constant basis? Was his world not populated with demons that…

On Judgement Day God came down and handed out gene therapy treatments and pamphlets for stem cell research, along with joints and methamphetamines for everyone.

There was no pain or suffering, death or taxes and Man entered into holy communion with God in Heaven on Earth, everyone lived happily ever after for all eternity, which lasted for about two decades.

 Soon enough man could not tell good from bad or bad from good, better from worse or sickness from health…

     Is it because we always yo-yo between bursts of creativity and self-loathing? Or is it because we need intervals of for intense introspection and contemplation ???

I know why I was MIA for a few months, simple:- I could not log in. It was the strangest thing. I would try to sign in with my Facebook account, the page would act like it was just about to let me through, and would magically refresh and send me back to page/square one.

I tried…

    Having missed a perfect opportunity yesterday, tardy lovers across the nation took refuge under the comforting umbrella of the internet blogosphere.

" I can't believe I missed Valentines Day" laments Shane DeCamp on his Facebook page. "I only have my own sluggish behavior to blame :( ."

Research from the Dew Institute suggests that the perfect conditions necessary for the sincere expression of your innermost feelings for someone you love are likely to exist…

An organism, when finely tuned to chime away in the ashen darkness of a lonely world,  continues to plod along such a path of self realization as long as there continues to be a biological imperative to perform thusly.



For are not higher emotions that we lust after like love, caring, empathy, contempt, pity, loathing nothing more than a corporeal biochemical interaction of the mind with the environment, programmed to equip an organism for survival?



 Is not every act…

Hallo, hallo all, I just got back from a nice 2-week long backpacking trip with the shining light of my life:- my special lady friend.

Usually, even life-long friends dont make good travel companions and I was afraid that I would stretch the fabric of our relationship tight during the course of this expedition, especially since I was doing it on a piss-poor-grad-student budget.

Despite this being our first trip together owing to the fact that we only just met in…

 I may have already admitted this earlier, but around the same time last year I was languishing deep inside an existential void where 'out' appeared to be the only way out but a year later, nothing appears to have changed and yet everything has.

Last time around as the date for my PhD Qualification…

A Drew Institute study of around 40,000 participants from around the world has concluded that every individual, without exception, might be a first rate asshole.

"Over the past few years, the definition of an 'asshole' has expanded to include people who hate animals and people that don't, …

A shocking new study that seems to suggest that Jesus Christ may have advocated for 'love for the  fellow man' over 'hatred and bigotry' was met with shock and disbelief by Christian groups across the nation.

"This flies in the face of everything we have stood for in the past few centuries." says Randy McAllister, a Christian activist from Wisconsin. "Without the subjugation of women, persecution of gay people, intolerance of other religions and the…

(I have been framing this 6S in my mind for a while now, but upon reading this particular 6S from Gita, my nebulous thoughts evolved into words.) 



I have just started doing a regular podcast on rationality and the need to subject every theory to the rigors of the Scientific Method.  In the case of people like…

 In an emotionally charged press conference here in Houghton,Michigan  Senator Brent Lizzman told a small cozy gathering of his supporters that he may not seek reelection to what would have been his fifth term in office.

He is now widely expected to turn to the world of prostitution to support his family.

"Brent is quite accustomed to getting on all fours and taking orders from the rich," says his loving wife Nora. "His transition into a…

Security agencies from across the world have launched a massive hunt for 'Outrage' - an essential component of the human condition that helps keep the fabric of society from tearing apart.

First reported missing during the unprovoked invasion of a sovereign nation, it has since been conspicuously absent from many subsequent international incidents, ranging…

 A group of scientists led by Dr.Anne Trickelbank at the Center for Disease and Control in Atlanta claim to have uncovered a new strain of viruses that can potentially wreck nations and decimate entire populations:-  Big Banks.



Conventionally. a body is equipped with a strong immune system that help regulate these viruses, however the Big Banks virus is a retro-virus (much like HIV)…

A team of physicists at MIT have unveiled a new theory of everything titled "The Misanthropic Principle", a hypothesis that suggests 'the laws of nature and parameters of the Universe take on values that are consistent with conditions for assholes to exist.'  Simply put, it means that The Universe must have those properties which allow assholes and douchebags to…

      Biologists at The Wallace Center for Evolutionary Anthropology have published findings that seems to hint at the first evidence of evolution in human beings :- mutation into corporations.

 The central concept of natural selection is the evolutionary fitness of an organism, where 'fitness' is measured by an organism's ability to survive and reproduce. As a consequence of the selective pressures of their environment, organisms tend to gravitate towards the most…

On every single New Year's Eve for the past four years, I have engaged in a ritual that I have every reason to believe is most unique and peculiar.

  After loading myself up with a brutal cocktail of barbiturates and White Russians through the evening, I walk around the house wading in the stench of stale memories.  Every closet holds a secret, every crevice a story and every unopened door an emotional quagmire but, I explore them all while taking down copious…

Every time I get asked the customary "How is it going?" or "How is life?" , I usually say 'not bad'.

Contrary to what most people believe, the state of 'not bad' is actually a pretty good place to be, perhaps even the perfect place to be.

Not too long ago my life was decidedly bad, but I managed to fight my way out of it and I guess we can all agree that 'bad 'is bad.  However…

  One my my dad's friends was killed in a freak road accident, the day before yesterday.  He was a good man and at the age of 67 he had just retired and was starting to enjoy life, although his version of 'enjoyment' meant helping out at an organization for underprivileged women and children. 

Which was exactly where he was headed at 5:35 am on 01/01/2012, when a speeding ambulance lost control, crashed into the brick wall of a coffee shop, the force of the impact causing a…

 (Saturday, 31 December, 2011, 16:52 EST)

Hundreds of homosexuals and other curious onlookers from all across the country have been making their way to a church in Riverview, Alabama to see a loaf which has the image of a penis burnt into it. Church officials say nearly 20,000 homosexuals have already visited the Renewal Retreat Centre to pay homage in front of the toast, which has now been mounted in a glass case.  

 It is not just gay people that continue to throng…

White is the color of entirety,

 of nascent vistas,

innocent and pristine.   

Pink is the color of love,

of a wavelength that exists,

only in your mind.

Green is the color of relatives,

 of their lying smiles,

and stifling curiosity. 

Yellow is the color of disease,

of the mind and soul,

and the slippery slope. 

Red is the color of discord,

of the splatter…