The waitress, her trainee in tow, both very young, approached the beared man at the head of the table to take the drink orders of the party that had pushed two tables together though it was late for dining.

Ever the wise-ass he said, "Bring me a Cabernet whose name I'd recognize," but the girl looked confused and turned to her trainee and then back again, "Well, my name is Judy and this is Tiffany."

The bearded man saw that the wine list was going to be a problem so he asked…